What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 17:30
-”She is very sexyful!”
You Only Live Twice
Dr No
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What did Rama tell Sita about Kaliyug?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Is it okay if I sleep with my brother without my husband knowing?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
What do porn stars do when they get old?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?